Monday, January 28, 2008

Early Retirement

I think I found a way for us to retire early. If our children would send us $1,000 per month each we could probably do ok. Of course, this would have to be done with lawyers involved just in case any of the maggots would try to back out of the agreement. This could begin in March of this year. This would give us time to draw up the contracts and get them signed. There is plenty of space for all of you to make affirming comments for this suggestion.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

You are seriously out of your mind! And, hey....no pics of MY kids on this blog? That is messed up!
Maggot 4A

Anonymous said...

So....if I did that...would you buy me a new VW beetle convertible?
Maggot 6

Anonymous said...

I can't send you any money, but I might be able to wrangle you up a gently used chihuahua. I will need a written agreement involving lawyers that you will promise not to sit on him. LMK
XOXO
Dawn

Anonymous said...

Aren't there executive Pop-Pop privledges that allow you to post pictures of ANY of your grand kids and comment on them ALL, however you see fit?

Anonymous said...

Okay so if you really need it, we could always just take it out of Maeve's college fund. I am sure she won't mind when she doesn't get a higher education.

Anonymous said...

*now is the time to break away*

Anonymous said...

See, Dad will try ANYTHING to get me to No. Carolina!!! EARLY RETIREMENT IS OUT OF THE QUESTION!
NAM