Lost in Space

Cyberspace that is. I have been trying very hard to figure out Facebook. Still a novice there. I have stalked a few blogs today and I see that my lovely daughter-in-law, Heather is now selling pony tail holders! What da hell? I got no hair! How about selling some pony tails for certain old guys (and some young ones too but I won't mention any names). I would certainly like something in red like Magnolia's hair color. Can you fix me up?

I also see my daughter is trying to make my granddaughter a hunch back. Help the little girl lay down for crying out loud! And stop making her cry with all that Philly stuff.

My other daughter is away this weekend with her elderly boyfriend. Victor is now well over thirty and who knows how long he has to live?

I must go now to find out if I am any better at facebook than I am at this damn thing. I could use a few friends...take a look at facebook. I am the oldest guy on the site!